Wednesday, October 29, 2003

You know you're starting to stop caring when you quit checking your mail insessantly. Well there are signs before that but they are inevitably overlooked for this one. why? Who knows. I don't. don't come to me for advice, folks.

Speaking of Aaron Carter he's on cribs saying he owns all this shit there is no way he owns. He couldnot possibly have the cash.

Monday, October 27, 2003

You know what's bullshit? Bullshit is Aaron fucking Carter wearing a Tupac shirt. Anyway, I have the energy of a bear that has the energy of two bears.

Lets see. I went to chicago and i had a great fuckin time. Shock tarts baby shock tarts. the funniest thing is that one of my students today mentioned that he was wired because he had some shock tarts at lunch. that was funny. everwood is on tonight. i think it'll be a good one. Michael j fox is a god. teen wolf. scott ian or ian scott or whatever from anthrax has no sense of humour. PS Gremlins two rules.

Monday, October 20, 2003

Sometimes I wish I didn't know any better

I hate you Jessica Simpson. You are incredibly stupid.

The Real world/ Road rules challenge is the archetype for our culture. Run the Gauntlet! Who's gonna win!? Where are my pants!? Where friends become lovers and lovers friends through the magic of editing. If only life had a reel to reel aspect to it, i'd be in movies. What would freud say at this point? Voyeurism at its finest, or is it displacement. I like displacement. know why? we aren't strong enough to be voyeurs.

Sunday, October 19, 2003

Fisher-price has come out with these "powerbooks" that teach your children to read. as if there wasn't already enough alienation between generations now you don't even have to teach your kids to read anymore. Whoopee. God bless America

Saturday, October 18, 2003

i wish that they would have made at least some kind of pretend effort to stay in touch in Lost in translation. more on this later maybe.

Friday, October 17, 2003

The entire world is becoming sanitized for your protection.
Just a spoonful of sugar...

Everyone should listen to Aesop Rock.

killl Bill is one of the greatest movies ever. so is lost in translation. i smell oscar for bill Murray but i digress. kill bill. it may seem that kill bill is oversexualized and it is, because its an homage to a genre in many ways. its a homage to bloody cheesy kung-fu/samurai movies with super macho male protangonists usually taking on the sexualized role. but tarantino is too smart to make this his ultimate goal. it follows that he would have women play the roles of the strong compassionless fighters, because tarantino's "villains" are by definition too smart to play the stereotype. Bill chooses mainly women for the deadly viper assassin squad for two reasons. one he is a male and sexualizes women, wanting them close to him. he is attracted to women who he believes are like himself, soulless and all business. two women are not expected to be assassins. he gets the leg up by confusing any law enforcement who may be looking or the killer of whoever. Don't over analyze it. intellectuals over analyze everything and thats why no one listens to you. Because even an idiot can sense pseudo-intellectual formulaic bullshit.